Mom and Dad had to wrestle over whether we went to the Maple Leaf Ball or the Aotearoa Ball. By this blog title and the table sign, guess who won!!!
Everyone there was a box of budgies, looked real flash, but talked kinda funny, calling me a little sprog who's going to need nappies soon!! Saying mom was up the duff! They were talking about bonnets and boots ... who has clothes on their car?!?!?! And everyone kept going to the "dunny", I told them I'm just getting started!! We ate courgette, pavlova, lamb, kiwifruit, toffee pops and pineapple lumps ... all I heard Dad say was, "Where's the Maple Syrup?" She'll be right.
Around midnight Mom was knackered and stuffed from me kicking her to go back to the dance floor (I think watching Dad dance made her a little randy).
Here's the crew (Dad's got me home and hosed)!
The evening was sweet-as, bro!
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