Seven ... Really!

Man, I wish I could type! Apparently I have more time on my hands than my folks do!

Sorry for taking so long to update you.

But before I update you I need to say, I’ve been swimming along in my womb with no view thinking my parents have a great name picked out for me, Seven. And then I see this:

Well, I’m getting a little nervous about this whole family thing if my dad is anything like George Costanza! The guys a little off his rocker. And if any of dad’s friends suggest naming me Hubba Bubba (Canadian) or the little Pineapple Lump (Kiwi), I think I might snap. I’ll lose it!

Well enough of the rant. Let me catch you up on what’s been going on:

May 30th – Man’s Shower! Since I’m not sure if I have a twig and berries yet, I don’t know how I feel about this one. But dad seemed to have a good time hurting himself wakeboarding and playing touch football (American style). I’m not sure what stories were swapped after that because I was with mom … duh!

June 6th – The Move! I’m going to tell you a secret, lean in close … MOM AND DAD ARE CRAZY! What are they thinking trying to move with in two weeks of the end of the school year for both of them! Watch, they’ll probably try and blame it on me … “We need more room for the baaaaabeeee!”

June 8th – The Relatives show up! Nana Cowan and Grandpa Tom arrived from Canada for two years! Nana is working in Singapore, teaching English. I hope she helps me out because right now my gramma is terrible … hahahaHAHAHA … oh I crack myself up!

June 13th – High School Grad! I think I heard dad speaking and there seemed to be a bunch of crying. Mom patted me and said only 18 years to go. I don’t get it, oh well time will tell.

Today – Mom’s last day! She has had a rough week working while dad has been on holidays. She’s had a little internal “turbulence” in the morning with her stress and lack of sleep. But, it sounds like we are on a flight this evening to Bali! Can’t wait!

Seven (or Easy Cheese or Marmite or whatever they are going to call me) out!