Mom and Dad have been dragging me all over the East Coast asking strange people questions about “getting more space”. Man, I wish I had more space, it feels like the walls are closing in around here. This used to be a swimming little picnic, but lately I’ve been bumping the sides, poking myself and everything except my head seems to be getting bigger. Then ‘round about 9pm (Mom swallowed a watch for me) … Whammo! Shot to the head! Jab in the belly! Or my knee smacks my face! Dad must think I’m made of Silly Putty the way he mashes me around. Yo Dad! You can’t tell if I’m Daddy’s little girl or a Momma’s boy prodding me from the outside!!! You gotta let the doc tell you! Back off mister! What am I new?
Everyone keeps comparing me to fruit … kiwi, avocado, turnip. Bite me! I’m trying to grow a body in here, I look like a freak! Toothpick arms, beady little eyes that are finally moving to the front of my head and I’m starting to sweat, but you’d never know because I feel like I’m constantly being slimed by the Ghostbusters!
Well anyway, here’s a picture of Mom. I’m starting to think it’s going to get real tight in here soon unless she starts building me an extension on my “house”.
Everyone keeps comparing me to fruit … kiwi, avocado, turnip. Bite me! I’m trying to grow a body in here, I look like a freak! Toothpick arms, beady little eyes that are finally moving to the front of my head and I’m starting to sweat, but you’d never know because I feel like I’m constantly being slimed by the Ghostbusters!
Well anyway, here’s a picture of Mom. I’m starting to think it’s going to get real tight in here soon unless she starts building me an extension on my “house”.
don't worry Seven, sometimes I feel like the walls are closing in on me too... and people always refer to me as a fruit... and every now and then, I look in the mirror and think I'm a freak - though for me it's toothpick legs, you see. It seems we have much in common my little friend. What's this about swallowing a watch???
ReplyDeleteHi there, hope the nausea and vomiting has subsided and smooth sailing from here on in. Ted, I'm so impressed at how well-informed you are keeping us, we're very excited for you guys and can't wait! This is the most amazing journey you will ever have! They truly are the most precious little gifts! Miss you guys.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Kath:)
Congrats guys! I love the blog. Too cute! I hope the puking has subsided. It brings back memories of the early months of pregnancy yuck!
ReplyDeleteIt just get better as the months go on. Its all worth it in the end.
Keep us posted on the" little kiwi's "progress.
Joanne